Self-praise is not praiseworthy
The Right Side
There are two sides to every marital spat; the right side and her side.
Ladies, if it would make you happier, I’ll reverse it. There are two sides to every marital spat; her side and the right side.
Dying for a Beer
I was having a beer and relaxing with my ninety year old friend, Jack, when he said, “I probably should quit drinking beer, but I enjoy it.”
“Hell, Jack,” I said, “if you’re going to die of old age or drinking beer, let me tell you, you’ll have a heck of a lot more fun dying from drinking beer.”
Old friends can’t be replaced, only remembered for more than they were.
~Tom “K only” Hurst