There is an olde saying that goes, “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.” I beg to differ. You can teach an old dog new tricks, it just takes a lot more time and patience.

Apparently, I’m supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine. I don’t think so! How about you?
The Net…with a little help from the Sez

On dePlane
Mike Marra made an early dinner so he could take his eighty-seven-year-old dad to the airport in time to catch his flight. When dinner was ready, Mike said, “Okay dad, are you ready for your last supper?”
“No,” dad replied, “I can get that on the plane.”

There once was a lady named Mame,
How she treated her husband was a shame.
He was nice as can be, but how he ended with she,
Is a riddle no one can explain.