Jim SchindlerA kind word is never forgotten.

The Politician
Did you hear that Smith & Wesson came out with a new gun? It’s called the “Politician.” It won’t work and you can’t fire it.

Lights Out
I had four beers,
When I jumped in the car.
Thought I’d just drive home,
It’s not that far.

A block from my house,
Or thereabout,
He pulled me over and
Said, “Your tail lights out.”
Jim Schindler

The Quiet Place
If the majority of congress would only learn this one lesson: It is better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you’re a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt; the halls of congress would be a very quiet place.

You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think about you if you realized how seldom they do.
Eleanor Roosevelt