Doc saw Dewey the other day, supervising as Windy Wilson unloaded a dump truck of manure into a huge bin on a vacant lot.
"I'll go persecute some more, Dewey," Windy said, and drove off toward the feedlot.
Well, Doc had to ask.
"It's simple, Doc," said Dewey, the pharaoh of fertilizer. "We needed more product, and the feedlot needed a lot more cleaning, so the company bought that dump truck and a skip loader and Windy's driving it for me."
Dewey Decker can't handle machinery. We all know...