"So why do we salute the flag, kids?" said Abraham Lincoln Bahdziewicz.
Woodrow Wilson Bahdziewicz, the oldest of the Bahdziewicz kids, raised his hand.
"Yes, Woody?" said his dad.
"To say thank you for the United States of America..."
"No it isn't," said John Kennedy Bahdziewicz. "It's to pledge ourselves to the flag."
"And what's that mean to you, Johnny?"
"That says it's our favorite flag."
"Well ... yes, I guess so, but Woody's also right. It's a way of saying thank you for this country of...