We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules:
1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it!
2. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
4. Shopping is NOT a...