The older the violin...the more its worth.
Thank God, Thanksgiving comes only once a year. If I gobbled any more often, I'd look like a stuffed turkey.
But please folks, don't give me the bird.
After her annual physical, Char's doctor said, "Everything looks good, but I would like to see you lose some weight."
Char looked at the good doc and said, "So would I."
A Cut From Above
Late one afternoon, Skip, my soon to be world famous barber, was giving a not so famous...