Waynedale Leisure & Entertainment

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Don't worry about the dead ones in the cemetery...it's the live ones that will bury you.

The Scariest
Who's the scariest of them all,
The goblins or the ghosts?
The monsters or the booger man,
Which one scares us the most?

No one's afraid of the friendly ghost,
He's holier than thou.
He never scared a single soul,
And doesn't want to now.

What about the booger man?
His reputation grows,
He scares us not but makes us laugh,
With his finger in his nose.

Monsters been in lots of movies,
We see them every...

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We are wrapping up the tag ends of summer, hurrying to finish warm weather tasks, getting ready for the colder weather ahead. Just as the woodland animals are storing their food for winter days, we are also filling the potato bin, stocking the cellar shelves with glass jars of canned vegetables and putting away food in the deep freezer.

Fall butchering is now done; the animal carcasses hang in the cooler waiting for the cutting and wrapping before being put away in the freezer. It is a...

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Franken Blankey quilts may be brought to Born Again Quilts for a complimentary autopsy now through Halloween. Franken Blankey image courtesy of graphic designer Robin Koller, Columbia City.

Happy Halloween! October 31 brings back fond memories of walking through rustling leaves while trick-or-treating with my siblings around the neighborhood whether on a cool crisp night or a foggy soggy one. Nearby Hillcrest School's PTA would host an annual Halloween party where kids whether students or not would attend, launch themselves down the haunted (fire escape) tunnel, bob for apples and munch on homemade popcorn balls, a treat no school today would ever dare allow to be served. Fifty...

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It was harvest time, and Dolores struggled to feel like she was of any value. From the time she was a young married bride, she had worked beside her husband in the fields. She had been as proficient at running a horse team as any man. Later, as times changed, she learned to work tractors, trucks, and every other kind of farm equipment.

But things continued to change, and as she grew older, she found herself being replaced, first by her sons and daughters, and then by her grandchildren. They...

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My wife loses a lot of things... until she finds them.

The Quiz
I pulled into Mike's to get my car washed and said to the attendant, "If you guess why I'm washing my car, I'll give you ten bucks."
"Because it's dirty."
"Because there's bird poop on your roof."
"I didn't know that, but nope."
"Because your wife made you."
"Nope."
"Okay, I give up."
"Because we need the rain.

Their Day
If Congress was to set aside a day in their honor...I would suggest April 1st.
Do you think I'm being too easy on...

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Last year Paramount Pictures brought to the big screen the remarkable movie entitled, "Flight," starring Denzel Washington. Denzel played the role of Captain Whip Whitaker, a pilot with the fictional South Jet Airlines.

When we first meet Captain Whitaker he is in an Orlando hotel room with a flight attendant, suffering from a terrible hangover, a hangover he remedies by snorting a line of cocaine, just before climbing aboard to guide Flight 227 to Atlanta. The flight never arrives.

It crashed...

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