My wife loses a lot of things...until she finds them.
I pulled into Mike's to get my car washed and said to the attendant, "If you guess why I'm washing my car, I'll give you ten bucks."
"Because it's dirty."
"Because there's bird poop on your roof."
"I didn't know that, but nope."
"Because your wife made you."
"Okay, I give up."
"Because we need the rain.
If Congress was to set aside a day in their honor...I would suggest April 1st.
Do you think I'm being too easy on...