I couldn't think of a damn thing for Schindler to Sez today.
Phil, an avid Notre Dame fan and his wife had little difficulty choosing a middle name for their newborn son. It was to be David, after one of his a grandfathers. However, after going through a multitude of lists looking for a first name, his wife finally asked, "How about Nick? I really like that name."
Hesitating for a moment, Phil had a brilliant idea. Since Nick starts with an N and David with a D, that stands for...