If most folks polished themselves like they do their shoes...they'd be well polished.
When I walked into the barbershop to get a haircut, my barber Skip, was sitting there with his eyes closed. "Hello, are you taking a nap?" I asked.
"No," he answered, "I was just resting my eyes."
"Do you usually snore when you're resting them?"
Kids in the back seat cause accidents...accidents in the back seat causes kids. Now don't you wish you were more careful?
The last time...