If your bucket has a hole in it, get a new one.
April 13th is Thomas Jefferson's birthday.
The following is a quote by John F. Kennedy.
"I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."
Father Jeff is quite a guy,
I really like his Mass.
His entire parish also does,
Because it's pretty fast.
(Sorry Lord I really didn't want you...