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SCHINDLER SEZ: DEAR GOD & ROAD APPLES

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If the violence and fights were outlawed from hockey...there wouldn't be near as many hockey puckers around.

Dear God,
Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?
~A concerned student
Dear Student,
I'm no longer allowed in the schools.
~God

Road Apples
Recently I read an article in the paper, written by a man complaining about the road apples (aka horse droppings) on the back roads of Monroe, Indiana. He wanted some sort of a regulation, which would require the Amish to outfit their horses with "catchers" or "baggers" for the horse poop to fall into. If that's the worst of his worries, I have one piece of advice for that guy, "Bag it!"

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Jim Schindler
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A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories.
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