If the violence and fights were outlawed from hockey...there wouldn't be near as many hockey puckers around.
Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?
~A concerned student
I'm no longer allowed in the schools.
Recently I read an article in the paper, written by a man complaining about the road apples (aka horse droppings) on the back roads of Monroe, Indiana. He wanted some sort of a regulation, which would require the Amish to outfit their horses with "catchers" or "baggers" for the horse poop to fall into. If that's the worst of his worries, I have one piece of advice for that guy, "Bag it!"