A kind word is never forgotten.
Did you hear that Smith & Wesson came out with a new gun? It's called the "Politician." It won't work and you can't fire it.
I had four beers,
When I jumped in the car.
Thought I'd just drive home,
It's not that far.
A block from my house,
He pulled me over and
Said, "Your tail lights out."
The Quiet Place
If the majority of congress would only learn this one lesson: It is better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt; the halls of congress would be a very quiet place.
You wouldn't worry so much about what others think about you if you realized how seldom they do.