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NOTHING - SCHINDLER SEZ

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A closed mouth eats no crow.
(I've run this once before, but I have a couple of friends who need a reminder.)

Nothing
On Valentine's Day,
Give her a bouquet,
A dozen roses,
Would make her day.

Beautiful jewelry,
With carats galore,
Would win her love,
For a night or more.

So Valentine's Day,
Is not for the men,
She gets what she wants,
And gives nothing to him!
~Jim Schindler

No Nasiums
Out of the four ushers last Sunday at St. Peter's, three of them were named Jim. As we were standing there waiting for the sinners and the pseudo saints to show up for Mass, I said, "All these Jims and no nasiums."

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Jim Schindler
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A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories.
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