No one likes criticism…
even if it’s the truth!
Is the stench in the White House so bad that even Rahm had to get the hell out of there?
Whenever I see a driver doing something stupid, if I have an opportunity to pass him, I always glance over to see what stupid looks like, and usually I’m not disappointed.
Do alligators call their Santa
I was sitting at the breakfast table and when my wife walked over, I intentionally looked into my empty coffee cup for a second or two.
Somewhat aggravated she said, “If you wanted some more coffee, why didn’t you let me know?”
“Well,” I replied, “I thought if I snapped my fingers or whistled; you’d get mad!”
If looks could kill, I’d be dead! Women…they have no sense of humor.