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SCHINDLER SEZ

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Money can't buy happiness and happiness can't buy money,
but wouldn't we all be happier if we had a little more money? 

Arthuritis
As you age, and the doctor can't seem to figure out what's wrong with you...that old rascal Arthuritis, always gets the blame.

Light's On
A few weeks ago we went to a wedding in Montgomery, Alabama, and stayed in a nice hotel.

Our total bill for three days, not including meals, was four hundred and forty-one dollars and five cents ($441.05).

As we drove past a nearby Motel 6 on the way home, I noticed they had a sign that read, "Rooms $39.99."
That got me thinking, 'Gee, if we stayed at the Motel 6, our bill with tax, would have been a little over forty-five bucks a night, for a grand total of $135. This meant that I would still have two hundred and eighty-six dollars and five cents in my pocket.

Besides that, they would have left the light on for me!

Up?

If you put a drain in upside down, will it drain up?

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Jim Schindler
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A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories.
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