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The most beneficial force in the world is love.
The most destructive is hate.

Jesus' Underwear

The second grade class at St. Monica's Catholic Grade School just made their first communion. For a treat, the parish priest, Fr. Jeff, supplied milk and cookies. On entering the classroom to congratulate the communicants, their teacher told Father Jeff the class would like to ask him a question.
"Who wants to ask me a question," the good priest asked.

A young boy raised his hand.

"What's your question?

"Why do they have a prayer about Jesus' underwear?"

"They don't."

"Yes, they do."

"What prayer are you talking about?"

"Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy loom..."

Wise Words

When the people fear their government there is tyranny;
When the government fears the people, there is liberty.

---Thomas Jefferson

Jim Schindler
Author: Jim Schindler
About This Author
A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. Read More...

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