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If every snowflake is different, why does all snow look alike?

Christmas Eve
Santa lost his way tonight,
It was an awful mess.
For Rudolph's nose was none too bright,
And he lost his GPS.

Rudolph, turn the voltage up,
For my way I cannot make,
I have to finish my rounds tonight,
Or I'll miss the cookies and cake.

It's the only treat I get to have,
On this eve of spreading cheer,
Since the Mrs. said,
"Don't drive that sled,
If you've been drinking beer!"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all you lovers of fine literature.
God bless and beers to you!

Jim Schindler
Author: Jim Schindler
About This Author
A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. Read More...

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