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A sure way to alienate your grown children is to stick your nose in their business.

The Real Whopper
I overheard one lady say to another. "I worked my derriere off for that company and they let me go."
Looking at her I thought to myself, Lady if you worked it off, it must have been a whopper, because there's still plenty left!

The Bogeyman
If most golfers put as much time and effort into improving their circumstance as they do their handicap, they would never again have to worry about the financial bogeyman!

Not Hot
Now-a-days, it seems to me that if you want to be cool, you must do four things. First, don't tuck your shirt in. Second, wear your pants down around your butt; third, have a zillion tattoos, and fourth, wear your hat sideways or backwards. Then, even though you might think you're cool ... you sure as heck won't be "Hot"!

Jim Schindler
Author: Jim Schindler
About This Author
A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. Read More...

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