Anything is better than nothing!
While in the process of checking out at the grocery store the cashier asked, "Paper or plastic?"
"It doesn't matter to me," the customer replied, "I'm bi-sacksual!"
Dan was having dinner with his buddy John, and his wife Sue, when the conversation turned to women.
"Women," Dan said, "are trouble."
"You better reverse that," Sue snapped.
"Okay," Dan replied, "Trouble are women!"
Ninety percent of all women haters...are women!