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A Quote to remember on July 4th
This Nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
~Elmer Davis

Prince Less
As Holly was watching Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding, her husband, Steve, walked into the living room and said, "Why are you watching that stupid wedding?"

"Oh," Holly replied, "I just wanted to know what it was like to marry a prince."
Steve had to hold himself back; otherwise he would have crowned her.

This Independence Day week, I can't think of anything more appropriate than these two stanzas from Lee Greenwood's:

God Bless the USA

And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
Who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up, next to you,
And defend her still today,
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA!!!

Jim Schindler
Author: Jim Schindler
About This Author
A graduate of John Carroll University and a successful businessman, the founder/CEO of Bandido's Mexican restaurants. Jim writes the "Schindler Sez" column in the newspaper. He also authors a series of books of short, true, and humorous stories. Read More...

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