A house was just put up for sale and a man in a car was driving by when he spotted the sign. He stopped, backed up, parked his car and got out. He walked around the house and got ready to get back in his car when he spotted an elderly gentleman sitting on the porch of the house just next door.
The man walked up to the gentleman and said, “Hey, what kind of neighbors do you have around here anyway?”
The old gentleman said, “What kind of neighbors do you have where you’re living now?”